I'm so chipper

Ol' Curly rented a chipper over the weekend as stated in the Friday post from last week. Quite an ordeal... Now there ain't much that scares Curly... 'cept for maybe Intern Martaint in a dress and heels. But this thing made Ol' Curly uneasy... that's alot of blade,engine and so forth to have your limbs around. So after starting up Ol' Gertie, Curly started to feed in some little branches... Bzzzzzzz... and then some chips. Ok... Let me put in something bigger... BZZZZzzzzzz... chips. Hmmm... I wonder if Ol' Curly would put this big branch in... BBBBBZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzz... some chips. I bet it couldn't this small tree up... BBBBBBZZZZ....ZZZZZZ...ZZZzzzzzzBBBBbbbbBbbbb... oh crap.

Hello... R&R Rentals? Let's say someone clogged up a chipper with too big of a... we'll call it a small log for now... how would they unclog the chipper? Did I purchase the insurance...? No... was I sposed to? OK... Ill try that.

BBBBRRRrzzzzbbb... chips... whew!... Honey... hand me that stump.

Alright... It's flats night... you know what that means. Ol' Curly will be at PR. I had to do some quick thinkin' too seeing that I came home from work at 7:30 last night and ruined the plans to cook us some fine ribs on the grill. Now seeing that the Winers will be there tonite, I wonder if Pruitt can repeat his fine win from last week. Will Curly be able to hang? Will Martaint pull a sneaky bastard and pull out a win? Will Breiling go with the winning riders or hang at the back like me? All questions that will be answered by 8pm tonite...

6 minutes of PR footage...




Yer Trainin': Rest up for the innertube sprints at PR tonite.

The "I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman" comments of the week!

There's a couple of letters in the alphabet that I think fits this quite nicely... BULL SHIT!