Now didn't I tell you that was gonna happen?

Congratulations Taintmar™! I said you was gonna win and you came through. You even took the time to match your bike to your contact lenses yesterday. I like the flames. Real hot! Alright... nuff braggin'...

While Ol' Curly got his ass tanned again he did come home a winner with a custom hat (thanks again StokerDiva™... flashing banner present in the sidebar) and a custom CurlySport t-shirt (Thanks PRU-Dog™... look in the sidebar)... Now Ol' Curly's gonna wear that hat somethin' fierce. The shirt however... I think it deserves maybe getting a bunch of PRO™ signatures for '07 and having it framed in the Curly Office. It's just too good to let it be worn. I'll even see if I can get my '86 hero, Lemond™, to sign it in May.

Alright... on to business. How many friggin' times do we have to watch poor Unibet™ take one in the belly? They just keep sayin'... "Why thank you sir, may I have another?" Stay down!... Those ASO-holes are just too powerful. Stop worrying about doing their races for '07. There is consolation though... Remember what Curly said he was gonna do when his strapping boys make the 1-2 podium spots in the Tour? That's right... YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAA! Oh man... it'll be like Christmas™. PRUdog™ Kapf-Pappy™... I'll let your boys be the domestiques... I'll need about 3-4 more dads up there for the full ASO-BA effect...

More from the Yard... The Lawnbelt 2000 arrives today and will be ready for installation by Friday. Then 5 yards of topsoil... some pavers... a Martaint-load™ of dwarf-fescue seeds... a little rakin'... Bobs yer uncle... I gots my lawn. And I'll never have to water it by hand or clean up nugget in it again... Ol' Curly knows he dillusional that this "time-saving" project will net him some ride-time freedom... but I can dream folks... I can dream.

Your Training: Today is "power" day... Put an open parachute on your back and ride like hell until your legs start to hurt... then do 20 more of those... all uphill... and sprint dangit...