A sad day...

Yep, Ol' Curly is sad... Jan Ullrich retired to help manage a team. HA! Yeah right... I did my good deed yesterday. You think I'm gonna let Ullrich retire without making some competitive eating jokes or say something like "Who ate all the peanut butter, chocolate chip Clif Bars"? Not a chance. That fat bastard finally quit... and good riddance. I waited and waited and waited... patiently... for that chubby sonnuva deutschmark to give Lance a run for his money and he let me down each time. I watched that fella win his first amateur world champs and thought... now there's a guy who's gonna win the Tour one day... and then he did... and then he never did again. With that said, I'll miss him in the sense that he made TT's fun to watch. Alright... dry yer eyes.

Yesterday... I appreciated all of the warm fuzzies over my yin/yang story yesterday... the final chapter to that story was that Curly's departmental fat bastard called him into the office to say "Now, I'm gonna let you decide... was that appropriate?" to which Curly replied "Hurt feelings mend faster than dead pedestrians"... Besides, they just had 2 people hit right in front of the building by jackass, inattentive motorists and sent out a big e-mail and voice mail saying to slow down and be aware. Curly is so pissed right now that he had to even go down that path in the first place... It's a good thing Curly mentioned the conversation to his hr generalist right afterwards.

Oh and Curly is in round 3 (meaning the finals) of this.

Now for today, I want you to take a day off of riding to remember 6-12-06... Hey! If you add up the outside numbers it equals the inside number... nice work.