Coach Curly Endorsements

Today's assignment... Ride 2 intervals... the intervals go like this. Start out sprinting like hell... build speed... sit down... and keep going until you pass out. Once you awaken, you should be rested enough to do it again. I wanna see how damned tough you are... after that... spin at 125 rpms for an hour... I don't want you losing your graceful track legs. ok... onto the good stuff.

Over the past few weeks the endorsements have been flying in the door of the Chuckwagon here at Coach Curly Training Systems. Now, I'm only posting a few today... as a teaser.

Lucho Herrera ~ "Coach Curly really help me to become great sprinter... I think all dee time... I must become great climber, be he show me da way. His training has helped me to win the bunch sprints heer in my native Colombia. On top of dat... he help ah me pack on the pounds with his weight lifting and puerco eating program... Thank you a so much Coach Curly."

Danilo Hondo ~ "Coach Curly helped me work out my hairdo issues... I tried for years to emulate the great Cipo only to come up a bike length down and a Euro short... Thanks Coach Curly... your abusive coaching style helped get me back on track for 2007"

Polish National Team ~ "Coach Curly help us to come out of our shells as riders... Before Curly... we we're just shy and reclusive...

Now all the ladies want our autographs. You were right Coach Curly... our problem was our kits."

Eddy Merckx ~ "I have to admit. You were right Curly. I was becoming a bit of a fatass. Thanks to your training plan and my Dexatrim and Belgian Hoodia, I'm back on track and looking as svelte as a schoolboy... Now stop calling me at work, your replica 1971 EM Columbus SPX frame will be done when I say it's done!"

Bob Roll ~ "Ahhh Curly... what can I say. He was instrumental in me leaving the PRO peloton... If he hadn't set me down

and told me how drunk I was... I may have kept racing. Thanks Curly... that opened doors for me to do race announcing and to act out crazy ass Trek commercials during the Tour Deeee France... You da man Curly! Can we have that drink now?"

***And don't forget about the Ride Recipe Roundup... we need all submissions by Friday a.m.