Product Reviews - Greyhound Juice & Stoked Hat

Howdy bike fellers! It's time for a Coach Curly product review. Now remember, Coach Curly thinks product reviews are usually crap... so it's a big deal when Ol' Curly talks good about anything that don't have the word "Campagnolo" on it. Let's start off with the Stoked Hat I received from the good folks at theStoked Hats Co. Not only did the company deliver the hat to Ol' Curly on Tuesday race night, but they custom made it in Curly's team colors. A++ for service... It's been cold enough in the great NW for Ol' Curly to have a crack at wearing it quite a bit and as you can see it's vibrant coloring has held up to tree trimming, weekend rides and Lil' Curly gettin' his greasy lil' grammy bear hands all over it... sorry Lil' Curly, but it's true... now go wash yer hands. Now having grown up in a Scandanavian family, there was always plenty of afghans and crochetted things around... this is WAY different... it's really comfy and not too hot.

2 Curly Thumbs up ... and not cuz it was free neither... I'd easily pay the price of an Axley baseball cap for one of these... not that I'll need to as this one will prolly last ferever.

Next... we move on to Greyhound Juice. As you can see... I have a pretty good selection of their products (all paid for mind you... so no damned... "I got this for free so it's good mentality")

Let's start with the Original muscle warming salve. This does the trick on any cold muscle. It's hot... I've had some good luck with it on a naggin' back muscle... loosens it right up and let's me ride without pain. DO NOT ever touch your taint with this... EVER. You'll see if you do... If you are a big idiot and yo udo get some on yer taint... do Curly a favor... go run hot water on it. Then film yerself... I wanna see yer reaction. For the price of them other products out there... this is a good value and easy to apply. It's made in good Ol' Portland, OR too... Tell 'em Curly sent ya. Oh... and don't think about using this spicy number on chips or nachos... it doesn't go well with nacho cheese.

Onto their other creams... The shammy (Anti-Friction) cream works as well as more expensive Ass-sos "empty yer wallet" cream... It works for runner's nipples too. Buy it... tell 'em Curly sent ya.

The Aftershave and Body Cream is prolly Curly's favorite... after a nice manly leg-shavin', you slap some of that on and not only does it smell good but it keeps the ashiness away so yer legs look like a newborn piglet's ass. In a good way...

OK... Gewilli... I want to thank you for your critique...



Yer Trainin': Go win yer trainin' race tonite.