Friday, April 6, 2007

Global Warming Marketing

Now Ol' Curly thinks that this Global Warming thing has gotten outta hand. We can't go fixing global warming (and we're the largest producer of greenhouse gasses) until China or India does something... And besides... if it's not feasible for large companies who's profits are off the charts BECAUSE of no environmental regualtions to just change their ways... If it becomes economically feasible for them... then OK. So Ol' Curly has a suggestion... I think this whole thing is an issue of marketing this thing properly. We've just been all doom and gloom about it... time to start being positive.


  • GW... The future is looking brighter
  • Global Warming... so you can wear your Old Navy bermudas a few extra days
  • GW... There are scarier letters you know
  • GW... warmer temps to a warmer tomorrow...
  • Global Warming... more sunny days to ride your bike
  • GW... Wouldn't it be nice to have a sunny Christmas for a change?
  • GW... So you can wear your Axley Eyewear all year long
  • GW... So you can wear your Axley OHOPS all year long...
  • GW... cuz doesn't everybody deserve waterfront property?
Now I hope you all can see where I'm coming from...

4 comments:

Old as dirt said...

You scared me there for a second...good one!
Got my cuntom name stickers on the way, with an Irish flag.Thanks!

Anonymous said...

sweet... Everyone should have name stickers. Hope you liked the marketing ideas... the post came from my annoyance to Bushs' response to the Global Warming report... sarcasm seems to help me control the demons.

Old as dirt said...

Hey, It works for Pruitt.....I think! Or maybe really is a Jackass?

UltraMick said...

"Global Warming... more sunny days to ride your bike." Yeah, we all saw how that played out this winter, eh?