'Bout Time

Shocker huh? How are your eyes? Ol' Curly get you with the background change? If it's too bright... try some Axley Eyewear... they'll take the edge off.

Mornin' Folks... It's Thursday and we're not doing trivia... just cuz. We wasted all of our time doing this visual change and it's either/or around here, not and/and. I'll tell you what's either/or... Either the mayor keeps doing stupid crap so I can just hate his ass outright or do more of the bike path planning so I can love him to death... I gotta hand it to him. The survey, and plan... I know if was the brainchild of the Cascade Bicycle Mafioso, but still... gotta love the Nickels for cavin' in and doing what's right for Seattle. Now we need Cascade-ostra to push for a Cyclling theme park, with:

• free lodging
• several miles of various courses (hillys, cobbles, etc)
• 3-4 crit courses (figure 8s to 4 corner)
• Cat 4/5/Dev courses with padded corners and protective gear
• 2 Velodromes (or one retractable roof)
• Grandstands
• ClifBar Retail Outlets
• Starbucks/SBC/Torrefazione/Hear Music Megastore
• 8 pristine Honeybuckets every 2 miles
• Podium girls as the staff (ok... that part could cost alot)

Oh man... Ol' Curly just wet his pants typing all that. I forgot to mention that the track has to be 333 meters... ok... we're gonna need 2 tracks... we need a covered wood one, 200 meters for the winter six-days.

Yeah, Yeah... I know what yer sayin'... "But Curly... Hincapie is doing that..." and to that I'll say... Shut it... he ain't doin' what I'm thinkin'...

OK... back to reality. Thanks Lil' Nickels... it's 'bout time you did something that costs alot that's actually good for the city. Now git on them 1st Ave potholes... they're getting worse. How bout Ullbeeyatch? Now his lawyers are arguing that the blood has either been tampered with or there's no actual doping products in it... which in Ol' Curly's mind is the perfect explanation for why Ullrich would say that "he's never worked with Fuentes." Damn dude...

• ya gotta get your facts straight
• gotta take better care of your blood
• gotta stop eatin' all the pies and sausages
• gotta stop lying and come clean with your Kraut-ass

Sorry Lil Nickels... I didn't mean to thank you and bust on Ull-beeyatch in the same paragraph.

Your Training: Take good care of your blood bags today. I don't want any of my riders getting caught with their bibs down... or in Breiling's case... drawstring... old skool, circa 1978, crack-showing shorts... down...

and do some crit ridin' at Sewer Park. Oh and if ya have some time... I put a little post-ride commuter recovery video snack for you in the sidebar...