I get it, You get it... They don't get it.

Figures that they don't get it... READ HERE Not sure about you, but Ol' Curly just isn't a fan of watching the Spanish Inquisition run amok in 2006-2007. Sure it's a tragedy that guilty parties were not prosecuted, sure it's a tragedy that key riders missed their whole season pretty much. Jeebus H. Figure out the damned problem... actually, I'll spell it out. DO A BETTER JOB TESTING AND INVESTIGATING FOR DRUGS. People will continue to slip through unless testing and investigations are iron clad and part of being iron clad is that all of the evidence must be there... Duh... Otherwise, it's called "Guessing" Cycling is not an "at will" sport... you can't just accuse people cuz you think... or one test was off so that means we can be sloppy.

Figures they don't get it

You'll noticed that I dropped the Operacion Puerco investigation... There just wasn't sufficient evidence that those key riders actually purchased and ate those greasy, delicious burgers themselves. But they know we're watching now... that's how it works. They'll mess up again... and we'll be watching... and the Coach Curly Investigators will get a copy of their receipt and a photo of them buying the burgers... then they'll get a blood sample with elevated grease levels... and they'll follow protocol to a T. Did it occur to anyone that those OP blood bag photos could be photoshop'd? I can make up a sample for you with OAD's name on it? Ironclad folks... gotta be ironclad.

Public Service Announcement from Lil' Curly



Your training: Since the workout wasn't hard enough for Ol' OAD here's what we're doing today to make up for it. Drink six espresso shots with five sugars mixed in... ride over to McDonald's hill and you'll do 15 minute sprints... hard as you can go.

But that's not all... Hold your brakes while doing them AND your gearing is 59X2... keep doing them until your legs break or the crankarms do... Tomorrow... special intervals.