Dear France...
Now Ol' Curly knows that he's been ribbin' ya somethin' fierce the last couple of days. And he's somewhat sorry about that. Kinda like how a doctor is sorry he has to tell you have crabs. Sorry he has to be the one to tell you, but not sorry you have them. Well... France... here it is... you gots the crabs... so to speak. Your condition is serious... it's Unfoundus Nationalisticus Pridus. Now don't worry, it's not fatal. It's quite curable actually. To fix this, you need to do these 3 things... 1) Come clean about Floyd... and we know you did it. B) Leave Ol' "Uni-Bet-Chore sweet ass they made you look bad" alone... they're a good team and they have good intentions. 3) Stop thinkin' you're on some sort of moral high ground... that's not your role in the world... it's ours... the good ol' US of A.
Now if you take my advice and do those 3 things... along with giving Tinkoff a spot in this year's TdF, you'll be o.k. It'll hurt, I won't lie... It'll be slim pickins for a few years before your cyclists are good enough to win your National Tour... but don't worry... there are worse things. Like be thankful you have a 35 hour work week. Be thankful you're doing well in the Champagne market... Appreciate that your Paris Metro has one mighty fine safety character. You have alot going for you. Well... that is all for now. Try to stay outta trouble alright.
Hugs n kisses... ya fruity bastards
Ol' Curly
Awww... that was tender... waddint it? Tender like a t-bone steak from the good ol' US of A. YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAA! Sorry you folk had to see that display. It ain't often that Curly has said so much... after drinking so little... Now for the fun. Cookie threw together a little movin' picture show for ya on yesterday's trivia roundup. I know yesterday's trivia was easy... I had bigger fish to fry. You'll notice though that I tried to pay tribute to that snail eatin' vermin... the ASO-holes, by mentioning one of their heros.
Have a good weekend! Now go git some trainin' in... only a couple weeks until UHOP from IHOP to OHOP... oh and that TT up in Everett. Now git!
Friday, February 9, 2007
France... I have some bad news... & NTP Answer Day!!!
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Was this no-wave Saturday? I did the FRM team ride today, and we passed, like, 6 groups of UBC riders (maybe it was 3 groups twice?) and not a soul lifted a hand off the bars to wave. One person said hello to me by name, but otherwise we were apparently just part of the scenery. If it hadn't been such a beautiful day, the snub might've been painful.
I'm about to make up for it by posting my "TT Course" video... so you know what to expect... twice.
OAD is still out of the country. But I did RIDE your TT course today...trying to figure out where the turnaround is...so I know in advance if there is a 30-ft turning circle for the tandem or if OAD is going to drive us into the ditch....
Oh, wait. The #1 rule on our tandem is that stoker must not make fun of captain in public. Revise that last bit above: is there room at the turnaround for stoker to panic, clip out, and cause marshalls to laugh uncontrollably?
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