Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Testa Calls... and "Organic First Take Video"






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Howdy bike racers!... We also have the written word for you today. Coming at you from the Southwest is a brief interview with PRO Omer Kem. This interview brought to you by Bissell: Sporty... Stylish... That's Bissell!


Coach Curly: What was the name of your first bike race?
Kem: Coast Hills MTB Race. I won the sport class....

Coach Curly: Better coach... Joe Friel or Coach Curly?
Kem: Coach Curly, or at least Curly has a better website...

Coach Curly: Umm, I'll take that as a "Yes, Coach Curly is a better coach"

Coach Curly: Where were you when WHAM! broke up?
Kem: Damn, I don't get that one...

Coach Curly: No need to ask the next question then... Do you find Andrew Martin attractive?

Coach Curly: If Massimo "Testa calls", do you grab it?
Kem: Hell yeah, hopefully he has Dr. Ferrari conferenced in...
Coach Curly: You grab... Testa Calls... got it.

Coach Curly: Which of the two riders do you think you could beat in a sprint?... Michael Pruitt or Kenny Williams?
Kem: I don't even know if I could beat Pruitt...
Coach Curly: Way to make your sponsor's look good...

Coach Curly: Sponsorship aside... if you had to buy a vacuum... Dyson or Bissell?
Kem: Bissell's are better because Mark Bissell is a cool guy to hang out with...
Coach Curly: I bought an Oreck for the same reason... David Oreck can drink you under the table... even at age 83

Coach Curly: ok... thanks fer yer time Omer. Make sure you grab one of my books, 6 pairs of Axleys and one of them Priority Health Stoked Hats on the way out.
Yer Trainin': It's that time again. We have but a few short weeks until track racing starts and your cadence has gone to hell pushin' all them big gears... Take the chain off yer bike and ride for 2 hours. Keep the cadence up... we're working on spinning... Stranglelanderjunson... you know how it works....

4 comments:

gewilli said...

your audio is worse than CTodds

Anonymous said...

Coach, Martaint was wondering if you could pull some strings and get Wham back together!

gewilli said...

my geographic proximity to NegaCoach must be affecting my comments...

Although if you were attempting to mimic Cturd's early season works, spot on, the choppy wipes and obnoxious audio levels were spot on (relative to mr. no content now).

Anonymous said...

vh: I'm going to arrange a meeting with George Michael and Martaint at the Mason Lake bathrooms.

nowilli: Negacoach has done nothing like this http://www.psbracing.com/curlyhtml/default.html

Coach Curly Corp does its own thing here... Just one thing