Friday, May 25, 2007

SOIL... oh and 5 days left...

Howdy bike racers, riders, commuters and dopers...

How friggin appropriate to have a photo of Ull-beeyatch and that whore Zabel riding a bike labelled "SOIL"... nuff said.

Curly is in a mood today and about to sell all his race bikes in favor of a 1-speed Free Spirit if they don't get their proverbial act toegther and close the chapter on who doped, who intended to dope, who dinnit dope, who took the blood but didn't inhale... This is crap.

I maintain my original idea of taking a different approach. Put everyone on dope... let's see just how good you can be with mega doses... screw the micro-crap. Lay it all out... Let's just see how good we can make the peloton. Let's just make everyone dope... I'm not even interested in the Tour this year... I had all sorts of plans to do some pansy-ass yellow banners and French crap every day... not doing it. I'm turning this blog into knitting blog or knick-knack blog... How about a "pastry a day" blog?

Yer trainin': I give up... do what you want. SO here you go instead... A scene from Curly's favorite movie to represent the frustration of the situation... It is 508 compliant so you can turn the sound off if you want.

12 comments:

gewilli said...

AWESOME MOVIE...

a bit sad tho...

I'd LOVE to eat at his restaurant.

Cobbles and Frites said...

you can buy the cookbook... I had Tucci sign mine a few years back... he asked if I'd made the Timpano yet... I said "6 times, my friend... 6 times"

Jamie Stangeland said...

My family makes Timpano for Christmas Dinner every year. It's yummy.

gewilli said...

oh, well there's something to think about getting...

UltraMick said...

I just have to ask how you know exactly when LC2 will arrive. These things aren't usually quite so predictable. And thanks for the T-Mo tandem pic!

Anonymous said...

Easy... The scheduled day is on the 30th at 5:30am... Here at Curly Corp. we run everything by a plan... nothing happens outside of that. We use MS Project for our GANTT charting and reporting... which is complete through FY '12.

yeah... sorry I had to throw in such jackass riders with that sweet SOIL tandem.

UltraMick said...

You couldn't have scheduled at, say, 10 a.m. to give yourselves one last chance to sleep in?

Cobbles and Frites said...

nope... Blogging 3:30, review hospital checklist 4:45, dress Mrs. Curly 5:00, listen to Mrs. Curly complain 5:15, drive to hospital 5:20... arrive 5:30

UltraMick said...

No coffee? I'm proud of you: sympathetic father to an about-to-be-lactating mother who thus can't indulge in caffeine....Are you giving up coffee for your whole parental leave?

Cobbles and Frites said...

ummm... yeah... If all goes well, at what's going on next Tues (that I can't talk about yet)... I'll be giving up coffee for good...

Cobbles and Frites said...

let's say that the next month will be interesting for my readers...

UltraMick said...

We're perched on the edge of our seats, waiting for your every post....Hope "interesting" means "good" for you....