The Year of the Lipstick Pig

Ol' Curly is about as frustrated as a lady cow in heat surrounded by only other lady cows. I'm pretty sympathetic to Unibet right now. Their flexibility in this whole mess he been interpreted by the UCI as a willingness to grab their ankles for the season. What a goat-screw for them... but what to they hope to accomplish by taking them to court? C'mon... it's France... and yes I know the UCI is in Aigle... I've been there... but let's face it. When the ASO-holes kick sand in your face and you ask for a second helping... I think the whole thing is run by the French. Aren't the Swiss supposed to be impartial?... at least until someone offers to give them money. I mean they didn't get all those wealthy banks by "earning" the money now did they?

Ol' Curly has a couple of Swiss friends having convulsions right now cuz he said that. Don't get me wrong... the Swiss are good folk... They just happened to be half French. That's their only issue. It's like being a good-lookin' runway model... with a gigantic mole on your forehead. Hey Unibet... just give up on this suing nonsense and move on. Yer the little feller in all of this. You've got nothing to gain... 'cept maybe some press and a large French court bill.

This seems to be the Year of the Lipstick Pig doesn't it? People think if they can slap enough makeup on something it'll fool people into thinking it's something great... It's why I change this here blog every day. To keep your interest.

Your Training: I want you to ride with lipstick on today.