January 2, 5:17 AM PST
Operación Puerco in the Northwest -The greasy underworld that is performance enhancing burgers and curly fries
SEATTLE,WA
The news of Operación Puerco in the NW (OPNW) has rocked the community. Several NW racers were stopped and questioned at Dick's Drive In over the weekend. Not many details are available at this time due to the privacy rights of the alleged offenders, but what we do know is that multiple bags of curly fries and empty Dick's Deluxe papers were found in several of the riders' cars.
One of the female riders was stopped for questioning by our staff and only had this to say... "I was holding the fries, Deluxe and Coke for my boyfriend's sick dog... umm, I mean mother. She is very ill and suffers from low cholesterol."
TEC4 had a chance to talk with Dick Half-Pounder from the NWCFRPO (Northwest Center for Retarded Doping Officials) and here's what he had to say "We will prosecute these bastards to the fullest extent of the law. I'm damned sick and tired of riders eating these damned Deluxes and then winning all season long. I'd name all of them now if I wasn't busy finishing my Quarter Pounder w/ cheese!"
As details unfold we'll keep you abreast of the situation.
**To protect the names of the innocent we have used Dick's Drive In as the location for the shakedown... the folks at TEC4 didn't think it necessary to sully the great name of Burgermaster and its great products for the sake of a story.
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
Operación Puerco!!!
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3 comments:
I know of at least one group that hits up the Auburn DQ after most every Tuesday PR. Chocolate Milk recovery drinks are suprisingly similar to Large Chocolate Extreme Blizzards.
look at you! Rattin' out Chad Brothers like that...
I think Axley are heavily involved with Dick's. We had to let a certain rider go because he has some strong connections to that "establishment". He's now with Team P-Dog. Very fertile too?? that's a sign, see Pruitt is too. makes you wonder. Hmmmn
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