Yeah that's right! It's Coach Curly day. You bastards prolly missed old Curly somethin' fierce. Well don't worry about Curly none... he's been busy up in Burnaby watching some of his riders "compete" in the Six-Day up there. I say "compete" cuz they didn't win. Now Curly ain't sayin' winning is everything... He's saying it's the ONLY thing. Why on earth would you ever do a bicycle race unless it was to win? Now some of you might be sayin' "well, Coach Curly... it's the excitement of being in the pack" or "Coach Curly, I can help my teammate git a top 20" I'll say, "BullShit!" What the hell kind of competitive nature is that? There's 2 placings in a bike race... First and everybody else. I gotta laugh at the braggin' sometimes about getting a top 20 or "I was in the first bunch" HA! That makes Curly's taint tickle. Might as well be DFL... or PBTNR (that's Passed By The Next Race" for you slow folk out there). Now I hope you're taking this to heart. Curly ain't sayin' that you shouldn't race your bike unless you can git first. Curly's just sayin' that you'd better not plunk down your $20 and fill out your waiver with the intent of seein' what you can do. Try to win dammit!
Now let's take a look at your training. How's that coming along? Did you finish the 20 hours on the trainer yesterday? If you didn't, then you're a loser. Put the work in. You're prolly sayin' right now "but Coach Curly... it snowed... and it's icy... oh and I have to work" or "Coach Curly... I slipped and fell down the steps" or "Coach Curly... I had to watch alot of Football rather than the sports recaps on the news"...Save It! Go tell your story to the coach you can afford. He'll understand... as long as you keep the sentences short. Ah... now that was offsides. Sorry CYCA... Ol' Curly's just in a bad mood this morning cuz he's been given just one day a week to spray out his verbal diarhea... that, and your "About" page still has some typos and grammar issues (2nd paragraph, 1st and 2nd sentences) and it distracts Curly from seeing what kind of coach you are... cuz deep down, he knows every race you enter, you win... and Curly likes that about you. Now hopefully you'll fix that and start rubbin' off on some of these other "Top 20'ers" around here. Alright... your assignment for today... 5 hours on the trainer and don't let your HR go below 150 or above 149. See you next week where I'll bitch about something else.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
It's Curly Day!!!
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hey Curly "coach you can afford" kicked your boys ass in Burnaby, whadda got to say about that?? I know he had help from wonderman, but still. ; -)
Now Now OAD... I think I acknowledged that about his riding and competitive nature... The comment was on the grammar.
Hey! he's a bike racer not a scholar. Yes, it's good to beat him at something! We would all be better if we had the time he has to train and race so much.
Coach Curly should try using his spellchecker, too (paragraph 2, line 9), especially before casting stones....
alright now... this is a "friendly" blog... not a business site. The feelings created by Coach Curly are free for all to use... When CC misspells things... it's to make a point.
I never claimed to be the sharpest tack, and this is not a subject I discuss much, but I don't get the point you make by leaving an R out of "diarrhea." I guess you are just too subtle for moi....and in this case, I suspect ignorance is bliss.
Well... I don't speak for Curly... oh crap I guess I do. I could tell you that he wanted you to focus on formless fecal matter (sort of like this blog) but I think it was just a miss by Blogger's spellcheck.
Now I don't want this to detract from helping CYCA fix some simple typos OR encouraging James to post something in the year 2007
Some people on FRM will make typos no matter what you say or do, but I think we might be able to reform James' behavior. I'll sign on to any campaign to jump-start his blogging in 2007.
It almost needs it's own blog. What Would James Say? (WWJS) blog.
It would consist of making up posts that James might make. Of course all of them would have to reference Ballard and moving...
I'll start on a layout and a spec doc outlining usage requirements. Now before OAD tries to nail me for blogging and not training. I did an hour on FLOW this morning and the quad workout from hell. I'm in "freetime" mode
Training?? I've forgotten what that is!
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