Monday, July 16, 2007

1/3 Done!

Howdy bike racers! Yep... we're 1/3 done already. All of the excitement... the wrench flying... the adjustments... the hope that we'll be riding it one day...

Yeah, I'm talkin' about Curly's new bike. Oh, I guess I coulda been talkin' about that Tour of france too... Naw. I'm just talkin' about the bike. I still need to place the shifters, hook up the cables, add a chain, put some tape on and fit it, but some of the big stuff is done.

Yeah... it's a bit lighter than Curly's other one-off bike... and he didn't even have to git no carbon or special parts.

How about them riders at the Tour of france. Linus... your trainin' has gone well my friend. Good to see you following the Curly principles. Now, stay off the dope and you'll be good. The Dane is out as well... Not surprised that he gave a good ol' Danish spankin' in the first big mountain stage.

Damn figures that a drunk motorist would hit a cyclist riding the STP over the weekend... and then flee the scene. I think his punishment should be to get his ass kicked by a mob of angry STP riders and Curly. I'll ride the SKUUT over his ass like you wouldn't believe. Seriously tho, how does this crap keep happening in this day and age? Perhaps that fellas punishment should be "banned to walk for life" with a GPS monitor that calculates his moving speed and sends his location to the police should he exceed 5 mph. And every time it does, he gets a wallop from 100 angry cyclists just fresh off one of them Critical Mass rides.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"and he didn't even have to git no carbon or special parts."

isn't that a carbon post?

Cobbles and Frites said...

yeah... but I didn't git it...